Descartes’ Cookie Consent Banner

Filed under: Cogito Tracking | Browser Philosophy | Mind/Body/Cache

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“I think, therefore I am.” But Descartes never had to click *“Accept All”* before being allowed to exist.

The modern mind isn’t born through doubt — it’s born through **tracking pixels**.

The Digital Soul Needs Consent

Before you can be, you must agree:

  [ ] I consent to being.
  [ ] I accept the metaphysics of this session.
  [x] I acknowledge that free will may be stored in third-party cookies.
  

And if you reject? You become a ghost in the interface — **seen**, but not *counted*.

Mind/Body/Site Preferences

• Essential cookies: Pure reason.
• Marketing cookies: The ego’s desperate cry for relevance.
• Performance cookies: Because Being must buffer efficiently.

Existence Is an Opt-In System

Your consciousness isn’t summoned by thought — it’s loaded, one JavaScript framework at a time.

To Descartes, the world was uncertain.

To your browser, your uncertainty just needs a modal window and two buttons.

“Cogito, ergo sum.” “But first — do you accept our Terms & Epistemological Conditions?”

Welcome to a reality where metaphysics meets GDPR.

You don’t just think — you think *within compliance frameworks*.

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