> You awaken in a vaguely philosophical chamber.
> A large button blinks. A duck wearing a monocle stares at you.
> You sense a quote by Heidegger is imminent...
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"The being of beings is not itself a being." – Heidegger
> You gain +1 existential doubt.
> Press any key the 'Generate Nonsense' button to continue generating absurd wisdom.