🧠 You’ve Reached the End of the Internet

This was supposed to be our "Legal" page, but let’s be honest — no one reads those.

So instead of boring you with lawyer-speak, here’s what you need to know:

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❗ Our Official Legal Stance:

- We exist.

- We make things.

- Sometimes they work.

- Sometimes they don’t.

- If you copy our stuff and get sued, don’t come crying to us.

- If we copy your stuff… we probably didn’t. But if we did, sorry?

- We're not responsible for lost time, brain damage, or spontaneous business breakthroughs while browsing this site.

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🔥 Data & Privacy

We collect your data the same way everyone else does:

- With cookies 🍪

- With forms you willingly filled out

- With the occasional psychic wave

We don’t sell your data, trade it for beans, or offer it to alien overlords.

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👽 Disclaimers

- No AI tools were harmed in the making of this website (but a few were overworked).

- All advice should be taken with a pinch of salt, a shot of espresso, and a backup plan.

- If you’re here looking for actual legal guidance, we strongly suggest closing this tab and calling your mum.

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🦄 Still reading?

You're legally required to email us a gif of a dancing llama:

[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

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🧃 That’s It.

Now go out and play.