Nietzsche’s Eternal Recurrence Was Just an Infinite Loop

Filed under: Debugging Destiny | Syntax Nihilism | Meta-Recursion

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Imagine the worst day of your life.

Now imagine your code insists on running it again.

  while (life) {
    experience();
    suffer();
    repeat();
  }
  

That’s Eternal Recurrence — Nietzsche’s cheerful little reminder that the universe might be a glitchy “while” loop with no break condition.

Existence as Recursion

• Are you living authentically, or just re-rendering cached choices?
• Is déjà vu a memory leak in the cosmic script?
• Did Nietzsche just need better exception handling?

CTRL+C for Your Soul

If you had to live this life over — pixel for pixel, prompt for prompt — would you?

If not, you might be trapped in a poorly optimised metaphysical function.

How to Escape the Loop

You don’t.

But you can rewrite the inner logic. Stop calling suffer(). Try inserting laughIronically() instead.

“Live as though you’d debug this moment forever.”

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