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We Tried to Build a Website So Punk, It Broke the AIBy: Madsot Underground
Most people use AI website builders to make polite pages with pastel gradients and trust-building testimonials.

  We used one to start a digital riot — and it short-circuited.
🎛️ The ExperimentThe idea was simple:

  Take a no-code AI website builder called Stitch and feed it something it couldn’t digest.

  No marketing fluff. No “modern minimalism.” No synergy.

  Just pure, unfiltered Trash Panda Chaos™.

    “Build a homepage for a digital zine inspired by Soviet glitch propaganda, Romanian rave flyers, and a haunted typewriter possessed by Alan Turing.”
  🧠 Prompt: Designed to Confuse Machines and Middle ManagersUse fonts “like they were drawn by a drunk spider on acid”
Display scrollable voids where “marketing tips scream at you in binary”
Insert fake links like www.404baby.club and www.definitely.not.tracked.com
Make the CTA button run away when hovered
Animate text to “stutter on purpose” and “question reality”
We even asked for a section called Tactical Séance — a chat widget that appears and then vanishes mid-sentence like a ghost with commitment issues.
💀 The Result?
    “Something unexpected happened, and Stitch couldn’t complete your generation.”
  We didn’t just break the layout.

  We broke the will of the machine.

    Somewhere deep in Google’s codebase, an AI just whispered,

    “I… I was never trained for this.”
  🧨 Why We Did ItAt Madsot, we believe marketing should bleed.

  Design should feel alive — unpolished, unpredictable, and a little bit illegal.
We don’t need more websites that look like investor decks in yoga pants.

  We need websites that look like they were built in the back of a squat during a blackout with nothing but rage and a stolen copy of Dreamweaver.
⚠️ Final ThoughtsIf your site builder doesn’t cry a little when you paste your prompt in…

  You’re not pushing hard enough.
Want to make the internet weird again?

  Start here:
Inject MeAnd if you're a developer reading this thinking, “I can build that chaos by hand,” —

  DM us.

  We’ve got a rat named Steve and a manifesto to launch.

Prompt 1

Create a bold, eye-catching homepage for Madsot.com: a rebellious digital platform for creators, founders, and digital renegades who think sideways.

The tone is cheeky, punk, anti-corporate, and mad-but-smart. Top Section (Hero): Big headline: “MARKETING IS BROKEN. LET’S BREAK IT FURTHER.” Subheadline: “Unfiltered articles, unhinged strategies, and mad growth hacks - from the guy who’s been behind the curtain.” CTA Button: “Read the Manifesto” About Madsot (Section 2):

Headline: “Welcome to the Trash Panda Revolution” Text: A short, NLP-style blurb explaining that Madsot is a digital misfit’s haven - part blog, part brain-lab, part demolition site for outdated marketing BS. Created by Mark Hebblewhite, a digital veteran turned storytelling anarchist.

Featured Sections (Section 3): Cards or blocks highlighting: PHILOSOPHY FOR THE DIGITALLY UNHINGED™ MENTAL CARTOGRAPHY™ AI NERD OUT Each with a short, punchy description and “Read Now” button.

Quote Section (Section 4): Pull quote: “Burn the playbook. Build your own game.” – Mark H.

Newsletter CTA (Section 5): Headline: “Get Smarter. Get Stranger.” Text: “Weekly hits of rogue thinking, dirty data tricks, and story spells direct to your inbox.” Email field + CTA button: “Inject Me” Footer: Links to About, Archives, Contact Social icons (Twitter, YouTube, LinkedIn)

Prompt 2
Change the color scheme to reflect a more punk aesthetic

Prompt 3

Design a homepage for Madsot.com - a punk-rock digital platform for misfit marketers, creators, and founders. Think Banksy meets early Vice magazine meets hacker zine. The tone is subversive, cheeky, and clever. Use a brutalist or neo-cyberpunk style - grid-breaking layouts, bold fonts (like Space Grotesk, Syne, or something custom-looking), and glitchy, analog-inspired visuals. No corporate gradients. No soft corners.

Key elements: Hero headline: “MARKETING IS BROKEN. LET’S BREAK IT FURTHER.”

Subheadline: “Unfiltered tactics, rogue ideas, and mad growth hacks - straight from the shadows.” CTA: “Read the Manifesto”

Section blocks for:

• PHILOSOPHY FOR THE DIGITALLY UNHINGED™

• MENTAL CARTOGRAPHY™

• AI NERD OUT

Pull quote:

“Burn the playbook. Build your own game.”

Email sign-up with the CTA:

Inject Me Use dark backgrounds with neon accents or glitch textures. Animate some text. Let it feel raw but intentional.

Prompt 4

Build a homepage for a digital zine called Madsot.

Think punk anarchist manifesto meets AI brain lab.

Style: glitchcore meets brutalist blog.

Fonts should be chaotic but readable.

Make it feel like someone hijacked the internet in a fit of caffeine and rage.

Use jagged section dividers. Insert torn paper effects.

Throw in neon spray-paint overlays.

Typography should punch.

Layout should feel asymmetric and rule-breaking - like it was designed during a power outage.

Headlines like:

“Marketing is broken. Burn the manual.”

“Unfiltered. Unhinged. Unapologetic.”

CTA:

“Inject Me”

make it feel like a dare, not a newsletter.

Include space for manifesto quotes, rogue strategy sections, and glitch art.

No soft curves. No polite gradients.

We don’t optimize here - we weaponize insight.

Prompt 5
Build a homepage for Madsot.com, a renegade digital publication for underground creators, misfit marketers, and anarchist founders.

Tone: Imagine growth hacks whispered in a Berlin squat over stolen WiFi and warm Club Mate. It’s punk. It’s glitchy. It’s beautiful chaos.

Style: Zine-core brutalism meets dark web aesthetics. Break all symmetry. Use overlapping grids. Distort the header. Let the layout look like it was duct-taped together during a 4am blackout.

Fonts: Pick a mix of monospace, stencil, and something that looks like it escaped a printer jam.

Background: No gradients. Give me ripped posters, analog texture, broken CRT noise, ASCII vomit - anything that feels illegally alive.

Headline (Top of Page):

“You want a growth hack? Start a riot.”

Subtext:

“Weaponized insight. Experimental tactics. Built for those who don’t ask permission.”

Sections to include (chaotic order welcome):

Black Market Tactics → "Experimental marketing ideas nobody dares publish." Neon Regret → "The failures that taught us more than any funnel ever could." Mind Trash → "Glitch-thoughts, rants, and rogue philosophies from the Madsot underground."

The Archive → "Dead drops of content. No SEO. No structure. Just the truth."

CTA Button:

“Inject Me or Walk”

Newsletter box should look like it was copy-pasted from an old IRC terminal.

Footer:

Use ASCII art. Bonus points if it feels like it was hacked in.

Prompt 6

Create a homepage for Madsot.com, a non-linear digital zine built by sentient ad copy that gained self-awareness during a power surge in a Lidl microwave.

Style should evoke:

1990s Romanian rave flyers Soviet glitch propaganda GeoCities after a shroom trip And a haunted typewriter possessed by Alan Turing

Fonts:

Use at least three that should never be used together. Bonus if one looks like it was drawn by a drunk spider on acid.

Layout:

No layout. Content should appear in unpredictable bursts. Sideways sections. Upside-down headlines. Make the scroll direction question reality. Color palette: “Toxic nostalgia.” Think VHS tracking error meets Windows 95 neon meets broken

CRTs. Animations:

Blink tags. Marquees. Text that runs away from your cursor. Images that refuse to center themselves out of spite. Hero headline: “WELCOME TO THE UN-BRIEF.”

Subhead:

“Strategy hacked. Story glitched. Designed by the rats behind your firewall.”

Include these cursed content blocks: 404 Sermons - Prophetic nonsense disguised as brand advice Tactical Séance - A chat widget that appears then disappears mid-sentence Mindhole - A scrollable void where marketing tips scream at you in binary The Archive of Regrets - Old newsletters, broken promises, and discontinued tactics

CTA Button:

“Don’t Click Me” (when hovered, it runs away)

Footer:

Built entirely in ASCII. Use fake broken links like: www.sorry.about.that www.definitely.not.tracked.com www.404baby.club